June 2012
drivesleeprepeat:
Mikayla and I’s fucking reaction to the Neon that was honking at us, flashing its brights, racing us down the mountain, and trying to get us to rear end them.
crying
Dear God
May 2012
Still so much to do in my room. Packing for 2 is awful.
Moving out TODAY. A day early, I'm so excited.
Get fucking stoked to finally be moving out.
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drivesleeprepeat:
Niggas tryin’ to rustle our jimmies on Gold Camp.
Niggas mad cos we faster than them.
Rustln’ our jimmies by racing us.
OH NO YOU DON’T U MAD BRO
~rustle our jimmies
When my best friend comes to pick me up and we have nice talks and drives where we meet/fucking race the craziest people. Nothing better.
I'm listening to A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, and...
purplewindex:
BECAUSE I HATE EVERYONE OBVIOUSLY
Oh cool. Because I texted you.
chekhov:
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
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Swim | Jack’s Mannequin
how to kiss
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
God dammit.
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Listening to Owl City while packing. I’m in high school again, guys.
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
i'm sleeping
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
